neyruto:

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

Do 155k people really think u can’t have pies or cakes without milk wtf is wrong with u

(via tomlinsiin)

dangerousdykes:

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting]
me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

(via stubbornghosts)

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

(Source: hypermasc, via feistiest)

weirdmageddon:
“holy fuckin shit
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